Brendan Calling

Nephew

This is my nephew Eliot, my bother Ray’s little boy. He’s only a few months old.

I am, as you may imagine, hideously envious.

Did I mention I’m paying an extra $150 so Sam can go to Montessori?
And the simmer continues.
Because I just don’t get it.
And being sad when Sam leaves brands me as a potential kidnapper (so sez my ex).

3 Responses to “Nephew”

1. Phillybits Says:
   April 8th, 2006 at 8:50 pm

   Brndn, ths zz yoor bruthr. I wuz reedng yur post nd thawt i saw a speling errer.

   ELLIOTT

   Hugs and kisses, sweety!

2. Brendan Says:
   April 10th, 2006 at 12:26 pm

   I have something you can kiss right here as a matter of fact.
   It’s called my PENIS.
   I’ll try to remember how to spell his name: EELLLIIOOOTTTTT.
   Kind of like in E.T.

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   March 7th, 2007 at 5:56 am

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