Rug Burn

abortion, snark August 17th, 2007

Speculation about whether Jenna Bush is knocked up or not is all over the place.

Me? I don’t know. But thanks to this shot at Philly Bits, I can tell you for certain that unlike the Democrats, Jenna doesn’t put on the kneepads.

jenna gams

And that’s unfortunate for Jenna’s knees. Honey, you can get a pair from Bob Casey’s office. He’s got plenty to spare.

12 Responses to “Rug Burn”

  1. phillybits Says:

    [deleted for sheer vileness, even though it was freakin' hilarious].

  2. phillybits Says:

    lying “on her back”, her head hanging over the edge “of the bed”

  3. lutton Says:

    man, the last time I had a wound like that on my knee…man was I drunk. Oh…wait

    nevermind

  4. lutton Says:

    um, pb?

    two things…

    1) secret service

    2) see #1

  5. Brendan Says:

    just for matters of taste (yeah I know, me sticking up for taste), I had to delete that one.

    even if it was funny.

  6. lutton Says:

    What’s up with the skirt in that picture?

    Is that a helicopter causing that weird wrapping around her leg thing?

  7. phillybits Says:

    Dude! You deleted my comment? WTF?! That was a GREAT comment, man and I said it explicitly because I knew you’d like it!

    C’mon. That’s weak. You know you totally pictured that comment, too! And next time I see you, you’re gonna act it out to me, in person, and we’re gonna have a great laugh over it.

    And then I’m gonna punch you for censoring my humor.

  8. Brendan Says:

    sorry man.
    I have a lot of female readers and if I say “holy shit that’s rude”, you know it’s bad.

    think of it as a badge of honor, you even offended me!

  9. Brendan Says:

    that said, i’ll bet jenna’s a real sport in the sack.

  10. somegirl Says:

    phillybits - i wanna see your comment! you can email it to me if you still have it. i can’t imagine what could be too rude for brendan so this i’ve gotta see!

    as for the skirt lutton, it could be how she needs to walk in those spikes, constantly twisting her hips to pull them out of the damp grass. but she doesn’t look preggers there - maybe that was the point.

  11. phillybits Says:

    Perhaps you can convince Brendan to repost it if he’s able to.

    It involved some horrible graphic sexual perversion if you will…

    gluck-gluck-gluck-gluck-gluck-gluckgluckgluckgluckuhckuckuckuckcoughcoughbarfbarf

  12. Brendan Calling - I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. » Who’s Your Daddy? Says:

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