Archive for the 'Richard Cohen is an Idiot' Category
Richard Cohen Has No Self-Awareness
In today’s stool sample, Richard Cohen writes, in an imaginary conversation with his dead grandfather,
“Maybe? Maybe you should write columns kicking the Democrats in the pants for forgetting who they represent. Maybe you should get angry yourself. Maybe you should remember who you are and where you come from?”
Richard Cohen doesn’t believe that overturning Roe [...]
Richard Cohen: Apologist for Felons, and Total Moron. Also, a Meditation on Responsibility
This is not an entirely trivial matter since government officials should not lie to grand juries, but neither should they be called to account for practicing the dark art of politics. As with sex or real estate, it is often best to keep the lights off.
That’s the inestimable Richard Cohen, who is so infernally stupid [...]
Richard Cohen’s Latest Fecal Offering is So Lame I Don’t Even Know Where To Begin
Look, let’s just cut to the chase.
Richard Cohen’s latest column is such a mixed up pile of half-digested thoughts, half-chewed corn niblets, peanut shells, and e. coli, there’s really no point in reading it.
Sometimes you read something so dishonest, so weaseley, so fundamentally wrong-headed and just plain wrong, you want to march down to the [...]
Richard Cohen: Nitwit.
Shorter Richard Cohen: Changing daylight savings time is worse than torture, and illegal wiretapping: it is in fact, “government at its worst, its most intrusive.”
Here’s the government, the government for crying out loud, deciding on its own when the sun should come up. I mean, it’s bad enough that the feds tap our phones and [...]
Richard Cohen: Dunce
Squatting above the latrine of the Washington Post’s editorial page and squeezing so hard his anus prolapses, Richard Cohen drops the following turd:
We all have time to assess him on that score and glean — and it will be no more than that — whether, like Teddy Roosevelt (42), he is old enough for the [...]
Richard Cohen: Wanker of the Century
In a rare instance of honesty and clarity, Richard Cohen describes how he approached writing his 2002 and 2003 columns that beat the drums for war in Iraq.
I thought the war would do wonders for the Middle East and that it would last, at the most, a week or two. In this I was assured [...]
Washington Post Nonsense
You know, I get a real chuckle when the fucktards at the Washington Post write editorials like Top Secret Torture, or Dick Cohen’s The Lingo of Viet Nam, both of which decry the conduct of George Bush’s War on Everyone.
It is as if Fred Hiatt, Len Downie, Donald Graham, Roichard Cohen, and the rest have [...]
Richard Cohen: A Moron and a Liar
“I say this not because I agree with McCain across the board — not on abortion, for sure, and not on Iraq, and not with his bellicose statements regarding North Korea — but because he embodies a quality for which the country yearns: integrity. He is a man of his word.”
The execrable Richard Cohen is [...]
Meta: Funny Consequences
The Washington Post has, in its own way, embraced blogs and Internet journalism. One particularly neat thing about the Post (did I just say that?) is that if you link to an article or columnist, they will in turn link to you.
Hence, my post Open Letter to Richard Cohen, Drooling Halfwit, is prominently linked [...]
Open Letter to Richard Cohen, Drooling Halfwit
Richard Cohen’s Latest Drivel
Dear Richard,
I will be blunt: just shut up OK? Really. It’s getting dull reminding you OVER and OVER again that you had a big old hard-on for the war in Iraq. Your paens, some of them almost sexual, to Commander Codpiece are a matter of public record. Please [...]
